Cheersbarnaby

Hey Barnaby,

I just started a new job and my immediate supervisor is one of the most
gorgeous men I’ve ever met (in all senses of the word). How do I ascertain
whether or not he’s single? We get along like a house on fire and I can’t
stop thinking about having him in bed (you can tell he’d be good). Only
trouble is he’s British, which while I love his accent and his floppy hair
means I know the chances of him making the first move this millennium are
about as likely as being struck by lightening. Any ideas?

Yours truly

anon

Hey anon,

You already know he’s not single. You can tell, you’re a woman. That doesn’t mean that you’re not telling yourself that he might be single, because we all LOVE to try and justify our flirtations. If he was single, your getting on like a house on fire would have made it to the bedroom by now.

He has a girlfriend, that’s why he hasn’t made the first move. Doesn’t mean he won’t accept if you move on him though…not that i’m advocating that of course. Or am I? No, I don’t know. You decide. Do it. Oh god.

Cheers,

barnaby

Hey Barnaby,

I just started a new job and my immediate supervisor is one of the most
gorgeous men I’ve ever met (in all senses of the word). How do I ascertain
whether or not he’s single? We get along like a house on fire and I can’t
stop thinking about having him in bed (you can tell he’d be good). Only
trouble is he’s British, which while I love his accent and his floppy hair
means I know the chances of him making the first move this millennium are
about as likely as being struck by lightening. Any ideas?

Yours truly

anon

Hey anon,

You already know he’s not single. You can tell, you’re a woman. That doesn’t mean that you’re not telling yourself that he might be single, because we all LOVE to try and justify our flirtations. If he was single, your getting on like a house on fire would have made it to the bedroom by now.

He has a girlfriend, that’s why he hasn’t made the first move. Doesn’t mean he won’t accept if you move on him though…not that i’m advocating that of course. Or am I? No, I don’t know. You decide. Do it. Oh god.

Cheers,

barnaby