my nipples are always hard. they’re just really sensitive. it’s annoying because guys are always looking at them, but it’s just the way they are. i hate having to wear padded bras to try and hide them because it makes my breasts look all fake. strange question, I know, but do you have any advice so that i don’t have to deal with people staring at my nipples all the time?
nippy
Hey Nippy,
Yes, i’ve heard of a few ways to help this problem…
a) rubbing ice on them helps reduce the sensitivity and stops them from getting hard.
b) pouring water all over any garment you wear stops them from showing.
c) sporadically touching them with the insides of your fingers helps them stay soft.
Ridiculous question = ridiculous answer. If you’re desperate to stop people staring at your nipples, cover them up. You know – cardigan, jumper, waistcoat, clingfilm or tinfoil if necessary.
I dare say your nipples are great though, so stop worrying as one day they’ll be down by your ankles and then you’ll yearn for some young buck to stare at them in deluded excitement.
Cheers,
barnaby
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