Dear Barnaby,
I need a job. I am skint. Any ideas?
Francis.
Hey Francis,
Join the line pal. How am I supposed to know what to suggest when you don’t tell me anything about yourself? They say assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups, but from your post i’d say you are the mother of all fuck-ups which is why i’m going to assume you’re a lazy and slightly basic son-of-a-bitch (lots of mum references here). Which is why you’re unemployed.
With all that assumed… my advice is to offer your services in promotions. This will probably involve giving out fliers and holding big signs above your head for long periods of time. On the plus side, you won’t need to think much which should leave you plenty of head-space for you to think about… nope, nothing.
Cheers,
barnaby
My suggested soundtrack:
Lazy – Suede
Where is my mind – The Pixies (yep, again)
I’m with stupid – Pet Shop Boys
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