smothered

October 13, 2008

Is it wrong to still sleep with your baby blanket at 28-years-old?

Katherine

Hey Katherine,

Yes it is wrong, and ridiculous – plus you will scare guys off, that is if you’re into guys. If you prefer girls then you’ll more then likely scare them off too.

Time to throw the baby blanket away and cope on your own. Sorry if this is harsh but you’re 28 years old. Do you suck on a dummy too? Actually, don’t answer that. I don’t want to know.

Apologies, but it’s for the best.

Cheers

barnaby

My suggested soundtrack:

Rainbow Connection – The Muppets
New Born – Muse
On My Own – Les Miserables Soundtrack