Hey Barnaby,
I’ve met a girl I like but I think she might have quite a promiscuous past. Should that matter to me? It felt a bit weird when I asked her how many people she’d slept with and she told me “more than 20, less that 1,000″.
How many does that mean? She wouldn’t elaborate…
X
Hey X
My guess is it means she has slept with about 20 people and is trying to be mysterious. I could be massively wrong though and you could have met Catherine Tramell from the Basic Instinct movies. By the way, don’t watch the second one. Just awful.
How much do you like her? Sounds to me like you’ve slept with less than 20 people and are a little intimidated. But trust me, better she’s been with 20 than 1. And you’ll thank her for her numbers when she gives you your sexual awakening. That’s if you haven’t already had it. Actually, scap that. You haven’t. I can tell.
If you like her, just go for it. Let nature decide whether you’re right for each other. And when I say nature, I mean the sweet language of sexlove obviously.
Cheers,
barnaby
My suggested soundtrack:
2+2=5 – Radiohead
Fuck her gently – Tenacious D
Let’s get it on – Marvin Gaye
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