Hi Barnaby.
HELP! I am going to a ball next week with a guy who I really like. I don’t know if he likes me or if this is a pity date. So I need to MAKE SURE he likes me. I need to wear something that’s going to make him hard. You know what I mean?
Here are the choices i’ve narrowed it down to…
Which one?
Alexis.
Hey Alexis,
Yeah, I think I get it.
Most of these dresses are dégoûtant and would only work to make me look elsewhere. Just so you know. I’ll answer the question now i’ve got that off my chest.
Assuming you have a decent figure, and your face doesn’t look like Hooch’s from ‘Turner and Hooch’ – I’d say go for bottom row, third from the right. You want to make him hard? Then that’s the one…shows some leg and accentuates the breastacles.
Cheers,
barnaby
My suggested soundtrack:
Handbags & gladrags – Rod Stewart
Dedicated follower of fashion – The kinks
Vogue – Madonna
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