foot fetish

January 2, 2009

dear Barnaby,

I met a girl. She’s hot, funny and gets on well with my friends. But there’s a problem. We’re both football fans, I’m a Tottenham Hotspur season ticket holder and she’s a fair-weather Arsenal fan. As you can imagine (if you understand football) this does not sit well with me and would go down particularly badly with my family. What shall I do?

A.

Hey A,

Its over.

Cheers,

barnaby.

My suggested soundtrack:

There is only one song worth listening to here:

World in motion – New Order
World in motion – New Order
World in motion – New Order