Barnaby,
My boyfriend had his haircut and it looks shit. I mean, really fucking terrible. Problem is, he thinks he looks like the dude. You know, from The Big Lebowski. He doesn’t. He looks like a prick. If I was going out with you, would you want me to tell you the truth?
anon.
Hey anon,
Honestly – I think i’d already know. I’m yet to meet a woman who’s been able to lie that well when asked straight up questions like “do you like it?”. Unless I have and they lied so well that I never realised they’d lied. In which case I may well have been wearing a hair style for the last decade that women everywhere have been laughing at. Oh shit.
Tell him. If your relationship is good then you’ll get through it. Be ready to hear things he doesn’t like about you though.
Cheers,
barnaby.
My suggested soundtrack:
Tangled up in plaid – Queens of the stone age
Head home – Midlake
Cut your hair – Pavement
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