Dear Mr. Barnaby,
As a recent transplant to both the single world, and London life, I’m having
an unnerving reaction to the dating scene and was wondering if you could
help. Essentially I met someone that’s fantastic, but owns nightclubs and
seems to be a bit of a flirt. We got along incredibly well, have amazing
chemistry, the same interests and I feel confident I could get him into
dating with the right tools. Which is where you come in. Any suggestions?
Your adoringly,
Old Fashioned
Ps. As back-story we’ve been on one date that ended in me waking up at his
but no official coital activities, and a series of texts and seeing each
other out at his club (I’m going to be performing there soon) the following
nights. His texts are short and to the point. Lead on oh wise one….
Hey Old Fashioned,
Don’t go out with guys that own nightclubs. Unless you want to be one of many of his girlfriends.
And to any nightclub owners who dispute this… feel free to write in and complain.
Cheers,
barnaby
My suggested soundtrack:
On the way to the club – Blur
Club Tropicana – Wham
Let’s Dance – David Bowie
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