dear barnaby-

I cant stop dating australians. I don’t know if its because they are total and complete douche bags, which makes me want to change them into perfect nice respectable men, or that the accent makes me melt. how can i get over this “fetish” if that’s what it is… or, where can i find a good australian in LA?

help me mate,

aussie lover <3

Hey aussie lover <3

I’ve always found that the good Australians in any city are at the airport. In departures. Although I don’t want to come across as racist or patronising, so i’ll supplement that comment by reminding everyone that most Australians hail from England anyway.

See, not an ounce of racism, prejudice or patronising to be found.

Cheers,

barnaby.