Dear Barnaby,
She says she comes. But I think she might just be saying it to make me feel better. How can I be sure?
Me.
Hey Me,
If you’re not sure, how am I meant to know? Seriously though, I think this stuff is all pretty individual, but my instinct is that if they’re making a huge song and dance about it you should be worried. If they turn crimson and lose their breath then you’re either…
a) in luck
or
b) choking just a little bit too hard
I think you should just ask her. Total honesty and all that. If its worth carrying on with she’ll tell the truth and if she lies you’ll be able to tell as she’ll say something like “you’re the first person who has ever made me come”. On average when they say that – its just a lie and you should swap her for someone else, or better still… a nintendo gameboy.
Cheers,
barnaby
My suggested soundtrack:
Come together – blur
Great gig in the sky – Pink floyd
Come together – The beatles
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