i’ve been getting a bikini wax for the 5 months my boyfriend and I have been going out.. and i’m tired of doing it. i don’t like how they hurt, i don’t like how they cost like $50 every time, and sometimes I get irritation. it’s just all around more trouble than it’s worth. Anyway, do you think he’ll mind if I just grow my hair out? how do you boys feel about a good old fashioned 1970′s bush?

Hey nameless,

Wow, let’s look at the evidence…

1.You’re tired of doing it.
2.You don’t like how it hurts.
3.You don’t like how it costs loads of money.
4.It irritates you.
5.It’s more trouble than it’s worth.

Sounds like a microcosm of the whole relationship. Art imitating life if you like.

Get rid of him, not the bush. If you loved him and it made him happy you’d go through any amount of pain and hassle.

Cheers,

barnaby

My suggested soundtrack:

The Chemicals Between Us – Bush
Double Team – Tenacious D
Do you think i’m sexy – Rod Stewart