Barnaby,
I recently went down on a girl, but the stench of her quim was so rancid that i gagged. I totally lost my hard-on, and since, have been frightened to go down on a girl again. This was the first time it has smelt/tasted this bad and i was wondering whether you have any tips on performing the act on said quim or ways of letting her know…
Cheers
Dave from Leeds
Hey Dave,
I’m not sure your post is going to make it past the pc police, let alone the publishers who’ve just given me an enormous advance on the first cheersbarnaby book. But, I answer all questions, and don’t edit anybody’s posts – no matter how impressively school playground the language is.
Don’t be frightened of the lady part Dave. Sure, it’s not always going to smell or taste like wham bars, but let’s put the shoe on the other boot…I bet your action zone isn’t always the most fragrant of places for a girl to take her taste buds.
So, it’s about give and take – enjoy it, and if it really is that bad – then she probably hasn’t washed. And if she hasn’t washed before sleeping with you, she doesn’t give a shit about you, and if she doesn’t give a shit about you – get away from her and find a girl who’ll be willing to soap up.
Now go and buy a thesaurus.
Cheers,
barnaby
My suggested soundtrack:
Rubber Ducky – Ernie
Dirty Little Girl – Elton John
Dick in a box – SNL
