barnaby,
if a guy knows they’re inviting someone over for sex, or even in general.. why do they rarely straighten up their place? Can’t you lot pull out the broom at least or pick up those dirty plates from last month that have been piling on the bed side table where black mold is now growing? I went to this dude’s flat and swear I will never go back to there ever ever ever again. i don’t care how cute he is. Why can’t you just straighten up, light a candle maybe? glowing neon lights never made me want to take my clothes off.
K.
Hey K,
Whoa – that’s the most vitriolic anti-mold rant i’ve heard in a long time. I’d just like to say all hail to Alexander Fleming and Penicillin. He’d be turning in his grave if he had a laptop, a decent wireless connection and a bookmark to cheersbarnaby down there.
You’re right though. If we’re looking to spend some time in what I like to call the action zone, we really should show some respect to the facilities the ladyfriends have to perform in. I personally like to get my women to clean up the place as part of the sexual act. Two birds, one stone. Hold on, actually – two birds, one stone is another favourite sex act of mine. Now i’m just confusing things.
Seriously though – this guy sounds like he just didn’t give a shit. Sorry to say it but if you’re looking to impress a lovely lady, and I assume you’re bloody lovely – the man should always tidy the place up to look respectable. You’re actually going to want to show it off if you’re really into the girl. Where I come from, chemistry experiments on plates next to the bed have never been a turn on. Biology experiments between the sheets are another matter altogether.
He’s a dick. I suggest you tell him so. Also – let him know exactly which of your special moves he would have been privy to if he’d only been able to put five minutes elbow grease into cleaning up. That should make him think about it in future. Even if it won’t be with you.
Cheers,
barnaby
My suggested soundtrack:
Dirrty – Christina Aguilera
Talk dirty to me – Poison
Clean – Depeche Mode
