she lives in my lap

barnaby,

he’s not replying to my texts. what should I do?

Hey nameless,

He’s probably not replying to your texts because you’re so vague.

Stop texting him. He’s not interested.

Cheers,

barnaby

My suggested soundtrack:

Gotta get thru this – Daniel Bedingfield
Feeling good – Muse
She lives in my lap – Outkast

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