I want more

Barnaby,

My girlfriend and I have been together for three and a half years. Our sex life has always been really good, but more recently it seems to have dropped off a bit and I’m not sure why. To be honest, I’m lucky if she even wants to sleep with me once a fortnight these days. Sorry to be so crude, but is there anything you can suggest so I can get more sex?

Neil

Hey Neil,

No need to apologise. Although you haven’t given me much to work on in terms of her behaviour and any possible reasoning towards why her libido has dropped off.

Anyway, I am going to suggest something that is in no relationship or sex manual, but it has worked for me in the past. Some people might not like the ethics involved but hey, who gives a shit?

So, here goes; this may sound a bit weird on first reading, but pick a fight with your girlfriend on purpose. That’s right, start an argument. It doesn’t really matter what it is about as long as it’s not sex-related. That would be severely counter-productive. Once you have picked the fight, stick to your guns and be as stubborn as possible. Show strength. Only once you have wound each other up to almost snapping point should you begin phase 2 of the plan.

Phase 2 involves sowing the seeds for compromise with the argument, then once said compromise has been reached; surprise her by picking her up and giving her the best make-up sex she has ever had.

Hopefully this will leave her remembering what she’s been missing out on and you can have sex more frequently. Good luck.

Cheers,

barnaby

My suggested soundtrack:

For Lovers – Pete Doherty & Wolfman
Wicked Game – Chris Isaak
It’s Different For Girls – Joe Jackson

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